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A Mom went to have dinner with her son who lives with his roommate.
During the course of the meal, his mother couldn’t help but notice how handsome his roommate was. She had been suspicious about her sons sexuality but being a good mother she felt that he would let her know if and when the time was right but seeing the two together just made her more curious.

Over the course of the evening, while watching the interaction between the two she wondered even more if there was more here than meets the eye. Her son, sensing his mothers watchfully eye volunteered, “really Mom, I can tell what you’re thinking and you can just get it out of your mind, we are just roommates and nothing more”.

About a week later the roommate remarked, “ever since your mother was here the silver serving platter has been missing, do you think she took it?”

He responded, “Well I’m sure she didn’t but I will email her and ask just to be sure” he sat down and wrote:

Hey Mom
I’m not saying you did take the silver platter from the house and I am not saying you didn’t take it but the fact remains that it has been missing ever since you were here for dinner.
Love,
Your Son.

A couple days later he got a response from his mother:

Dear Son,
I am not saying that you do sleep with your roommate and I am not saying that you don’t sleep with him and you know I love you and could care less either way but the fact remains that if he was sleeping in his own bed he would have found the platter under his pillow.
When are the two of you coming for dinner?
Love,
Mom

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BEST MOM

I’m crYING

kingdomlightsshine:

To thank my amazing followers (except for you anons, you know who you are) I want to thank each and every one of you for following me. It means so much that you actually WANT to follow my blog all 6,000  of you. That’s SO amazing!
Info:
Just reblog this posts (you can like it but it won’t mean anything) 
You can reblog as many times as you want (the more you reblog the higher your chances)
MUST BE FOLLOWING: ME
The winner will be chosen randomly online (i spent ages trying to figure out a way
It doesn’t matter how many notes the post gets, I’ll draw a winner anyway!
World-Wide Shipping
Contest ends June 13th (Australian Time!)
Any questions? ask me here
Prizes:
Speak Now World Tour Booklet
Red Album
Taylor Swift Debut Album
Fearless Album (Deluxe)
Speak Now World Tour CD+DVD
Taylor Swift World Tour Shirt
Taylor Swift Red Tour Shirt
Wonderstuck Fragrance 
Wonderstruck Enchanted Fragrance
Taylor by Taylor Fragrance
Up All Night World Tour Booklet
Up All Night Album
All For One DVD 
Up All Night Tour DVD
This Is Us DVD
Australian 1D Shirt
5 Seconds of Summer Tour Shirt
Katy Perry Tour Shirt
Polaroid Camera
Heaps of posters
Good Luck, Love Emily.
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kingdomlightsshine:

To thank my amazing followers (except for you anons, you know who you are) I want to thank each and every one of you for following me. It means so much that you actually WANT to follow my blog all 6,000  of you. That’s SO amazing!

Info:

  • Just reblog this posts (you can like it but it won’t mean anything) 
  • You can reblog as many times as you want (the more you reblog the higher your chances)
  • MUST BE FOLLOWING: ME
  • The winner will be chosen randomly online (i spent ages trying to figure out a way
  • It doesn’t matter how many notes the post gets, I’ll draw a winner anyway!
  • World-Wide Shipping
  • Contest ends June 13th (Australian Time!)
  • Any questions? ask me here

Prizes:

  • Speak Now World Tour Booklet
  • Red Album
  • Taylor Swift Debut Album
  • Fearless Album (Deluxe)
  • Speak Now World Tour CD+DVD
  • Taylor Swift World Tour Shirt
  • Taylor Swift Red Tour Shirt
  • Wonderstuck Fragrance 
  • Wonderstruck Enchanted Fragrance
  • Taylor by Taylor Fragrance
  • Up All Night World Tour Booklet
  • Up All Night Album
  • All For One DVD 
  • Up All Night Tour DVD
  • This Is Us DVD
  • Australian 1D Shirt
  • 5 Seconds of Summer Tour Shirt
  • Katy Perry Tour Shirt
  • Polaroid Camera
  • Heaps of posters

Good Luck, Love Emily.

kingdomlightsshine:

To thank my amazing followers (except for you anons, you know who you are) I want to thank each and every one of you for following me. It means so much that you actually WANT to follow my blog all 6,000  of you. That’s SO amazing!
Info:
Just reblog this posts (you can like it but it won’t mean anything) 
You can reblog as many times as you want (the more you reblog the higher your chances)
MUST BE FOLLOWING: ME
The winner will be chosen randomly online (i spent ages trying to figure out a way
It doesn’t matter how many notes the post gets, I’ll draw a winner anyway!
World-Wide Shipping
Contest ends June 13th (Australian Time!)
Any questions? ask me here
Prizes:
Speak Now World Tour Booklet
Red Album
Taylor Swift Debut Album
Fearless Album (Deluxe)
Speak Now World Tour CD+DVD
Taylor Swift World Tour Shirt
Taylor Swift Red Tour Shirt
Wonderstuck Fragrance 
Wonderstruck Enchanted Fragrance
Taylor by Taylor Fragrance
Up All Night World Tour Booklet
Up All Night Album
All For One DVD 
Up All Night Tour DVD
This Is Us DVD
Australian 1D Shirt
5 Seconds of Summer Tour Shirt
Katy Perry Tour Shirt
Polaroid Camera
Heaps of posters
Good Luck, Love Emily.
Zoom Info

kingdomlightsshine:

To thank my amazing followers (except for you anons, you know who you are) I want to thank each and every one of you for following me. It means so much that you actually WANT to follow my blog all 6,000  of you. That’s SO amazing!

Info:

  • Just reblog this posts (you can like it but it won’t mean anything) 
  • You can reblog as many times as you want (the more you reblog the higher your chances)
  • MUST BE FOLLOWING: ME
  • The winner will be chosen randomly online (i spent ages trying to figure out a way
  • It doesn’t matter how many notes the post gets, I’ll draw a winner anyway!
  • World-Wide Shipping
  • Contest ends June 13th (Australian Time!)
  • Any questions? ask me here

Prizes:

  • Speak Now World Tour Booklet
  • Red Album
  • Taylor Swift Debut Album
  • Fearless Album (Deluxe)
  • Speak Now World Tour CD+DVD
  • Taylor Swift World Tour Shirt
  • Taylor Swift Red Tour Shirt
  • Wonderstuck Fragrance 
  • Wonderstruck Enchanted Fragrance
  • Taylor by Taylor Fragrance
  • Up All Night World Tour Booklet
  • Up All Night Album
  • All For One DVD 
  • Up All Night Tour DVD
  • This Is Us DVD
  • Australian 1D Shirt
  • 5 Seconds of Summer Tour Shirt
  • Katy Perry Tour Shirt
  • Polaroid Camera
  • Heaps of posters

Good Luck, Love Emily.

kingdomlightsshine:

To thank my amazing followers (except for you anons, you know who you are) I want to thank each and every one of you for following me. It means so much that you actually WANT to follow my blog all 6,000  of you. That’s SO amazing!
Info:
Just reblog this posts (you can like it but it won’t mean anything) 
You can reblog as many times as you want (the more you reblog the higher your chances)
MUST BE FOLLOWING: ME
The winner will be chosen randomly online (i spent ages trying to figure out a way
It doesn’t matter how many notes the post gets, I’ll draw a winner anyway!
World-Wide Shipping
Contest ends June 13th (Australian Time!)
Any questions? ask me here
Prizes:
Speak Now World Tour Booklet
Red Album
Taylor Swift Debut Album
Fearless Album (Deluxe)
Speak Now World Tour CD+DVD
Taylor Swift World Tour Shirt
Taylor Swift Red Tour Shirt
Wonderstuck Fragrance 
Wonderstruck Enchanted Fragrance
Taylor by Taylor Fragrance
Up All Night World Tour Booklet
Up All Night Album
All For One DVD 
Up All Night Tour DVD
This Is Us DVD
Australian 1D Shirt
5 Seconds of Summer Tour Shirt
Katy Perry Tour Shirt
Polaroid Camera
Heaps of posters
Good Luck, Love Emily.
Zoom Info

kingdomlightsshine:

To thank my amazing followers (except for you anons, you know who you are) I want to thank each and every one of you for following me. It means so much that you actually WANT to follow my blog all 6,000  of you. That’s SO amazing!

Info:

  • Just reblog this posts (you can like it but it won’t mean anything) 
  • You can reblog as many times as you want (the more you reblog the higher your chances)
  • MUST BE FOLLOWING: ME
  • The winner will be chosen randomly online (i spent ages trying to figure out a way
  • It doesn’t matter how many notes the post gets, I’ll draw a winner anyway!
  • World-Wide Shipping
  • Contest ends June 13th (Australian Time!)
  • Any questions? ask me here

Prizes:

  • Speak Now World Tour Booklet
  • Red Album
  • Taylor Swift Debut Album
  • Fearless Album (Deluxe)
  • Speak Now World Tour CD+DVD
  • Taylor Swift World Tour Shirt
  • Taylor Swift Red Tour Shirt
  • Wonderstuck Fragrance 
  • Wonderstruck Enchanted Fragrance
  • Taylor by Taylor Fragrance
  • Up All Night World Tour Booklet
  • Up All Night Album
  • All For One DVD 
  • Up All Night Tour DVD
  • This Is Us DVD
  • Australian 1D Shirt
  • 5 Seconds of Summer Tour Shirt
  • Katy Perry Tour Shirt
  • Polaroid Camera
  • Heaps of posters

Good Luck, Love Emily.

kingdomlightsshine:

To thank my amazing followers (except for you anons, you know who you are) I want to thank each and every one of you for following me. It means so much that you actually WANT to follow my blog all 6,000  of you. That’s SO amazing!
Info:
Just reblog this posts (you can like it but it won’t mean anything) 
You can reblog as many times as you want (the more you reblog the higher your chances)
MUST BE FOLLOWING: ME
The winner will be chosen randomly online (i spent ages trying to figure out a way
It doesn’t matter how many notes the post gets, I’ll draw a winner anyway!
World-Wide Shipping
Contest ends June 13th (Australian Time!)
Any questions? ask me here
Prizes:
Speak Now World Tour Booklet
Red Album
Taylor Swift Debut Album
Fearless Album (Deluxe)
Speak Now World Tour CD+DVD
Taylor Swift World Tour Shirt
Taylor Swift Red Tour Shirt
Wonderstuck Fragrance 
Wonderstruck Enchanted Fragrance
Taylor by Taylor Fragrance
Up All Night World Tour Booklet
Up All Night Album
All For One DVD 
Up All Night Tour DVD
This Is Us DVD
Australian 1D Shirt
5 Seconds of Summer Tour Shirt
Katy Perry Tour Shirt
Polaroid Camera
Heaps of posters
Good Luck, Love Emily.
Zoom Info

kingdomlightsshine:

To thank my amazing followers (except for you anons, you know who you are) I want to thank each and every one of you for following me. It means so much that you actually WANT to follow my blog all 6,000  of you. That’s SO amazing!

Info:

  • Just reblog this posts (you can like it but it won’t mean anything) 
  • You can reblog as many times as you want (the more you reblog the higher your chances)
  • MUST BE FOLLOWING: ME
  • The winner will be chosen randomly online (i spent ages trying to figure out a way
  • It doesn’t matter how many notes the post gets, I’ll draw a winner anyway!
  • World-Wide Shipping
  • Contest ends June 13th (Australian Time!)
  • Any questions? ask me here

Prizes:

  • Speak Now World Tour Booklet
  • Red Album
  • Taylor Swift Debut Album
  • Fearless Album (Deluxe)
  • Speak Now World Tour CD+DVD
  • Taylor Swift World Tour Shirt
  • Taylor Swift Red Tour Shirt
  • Wonderstuck Fragrance 
  • Wonderstruck Enchanted Fragrance
  • Taylor by Taylor Fragrance
  • Up All Night World Tour Booklet
  • Up All Night Album
  • All For One DVD 
  • Up All Night Tour DVD
  • This Is Us DVD
  • Australian 1D Shirt
  • 5 Seconds of Summer Tour Shirt
  • Katy Perry Tour Shirt
  • Polaroid Camera
  • Heaps of posters

Good Luck, Love Emily.

kingdomlightsshine:

To thank my amazing followers (except for you anons, you know who you are) I want to thank each and every one of you for following me. It means so much that you actually WANT to follow my blog all 6,000  of you. That’s SO amazing!
Info:
Just reblog this posts (you can like it but it won’t mean anything) 
You can reblog as many times as you want (the more you reblog the higher your chances)
MUST BE FOLLOWING: ME
The winner will be chosen randomly online (i spent ages trying to figure out a way
It doesn’t matter how many notes the post gets, I’ll draw a winner anyway!
World-Wide Shipping
Contest ends June 13th (Australian Time!)
Any questions? ask me here
Prizes:
Speak Now World Tour Booklet
Red Album
Taylor Swift Debut Album
Fearless Album (Deluxe)
Speak Now World Tour CD+DVD
Taylor Swift World Tour Shirt
Taylor Swift Red Tour Shirt
Wonderstuck Fragrance 
Wonderstruck Enchanted Fragrance
Taylor by Taylor Fragrance
Up All Night World Tour Booklet
Up All Night Album
All For One DVD 
Up All Night Tour DVD
This Is Us DVD
Australian 1D Shirt
5 Seconds of Summer Tour Shirt
Katy Perry Tour Shirt
Polaroid Camera
Heaps of posters
Good Luck, Love Emily.
Zoom Info

kingdomlightsshine:

To thank my amazing followers (except for you anons, you know who you are) I want to thank each and every one of you for following me. It means so much that you actually WANT to follow my blog all 6,000  of you. That’s SO amazing!

Info:

  • Just reblog this posts (you can like it but it won’t mean anything) 
  • You can reblog as many times as you want (the more you reblog the higher your chances)
  • MUST BE FOLLOWING: ME
  • The winner will be chosen randomly online (i spent ages trying to figure out a way
  • It doesn’t matter how many notes the post gets, I’ll draw a winner anyway!
  • World-Wide Shipping
  • Contest ends June 13th (Australian Time!)
  • Any questions? ask me here

Prizes:

  • Speak Now World Tour Booklet
  • Red Album
  • Taylor Swift Debut Album
  • Fearless Album (Deluxe)
  • Speak Now World Tour CD+DVD
  • Taylor Swift World Tour Shirt
  • Taylor Swift Red Tour Shirt
  • Wonderstuck Fragrance 
  • Wonderstruck Enchanted Fragrance
  • Taylor by Taylor Fragrance
  • Up All Night World Tour Booklet
  • Up All Night Album
  • All For One DVD 
  • Up All Night Tour DVD
  • This Is Us DVD
  • Australian 1D Shirt
  • 5 Seconds of Summer Tour Shirt
  • Katy Perry Tour Shirt
  • Polaroid Camera
  • Heaps of posters

Good Luck, Love Emily.

kingdomlightsshine:

To thank my amazing followers (except for you anons, you know who you are) I want to thank each and every one of you for following me. It means so much that you actually WANT to follow my blog all 6,000  of you. That’s SO amazing!
Info:
Just reblog this posts (you can like it but it won’t mean anything) 
You can reblog as many times as you want (the more you reblog the higher your chances)
MUST BE FOLLOWING: ME
The winner will be chosen randomly online (i spent ages trying to figure out a way
It doesn’t matter how many notes the post gets, I’ll draw a winner anyway!
World-Wide Shipping
Contest ends June 13th (Australian Time!)
Any questions? ask me here
Prizes:
Speak Now World Tour Booklet
Red Album
Taylor Swift Debut Album
Fearless Album (Deluxe)
Speak Now World Tour CD+DVD
Taylor Swift World Tour Shirt
Taylor Swift Red Tour Shirt
Wonderstuck Fragrance 
Wonderstruck Enchanted Fragrance
Taylor by Taylor Fragrance
Up All Night World Tour Booklet
Up All Night Album
All For One DVD 
Up All Night Tour DVD
This Is Us DVD
Australian 1D Shirt
5 Seconds of Summer Tour Shirt
Katy Perry Tour Shirt
Polaroid Camera
Heaps of posters
Good Luck, Love Emily.
Zoom Info

kingdomlightsshine:

To thank my amazing followers (except for you anons, you know who you are) I want to thank each and every one of you for following me. It means so much that you actually WANT to follow my blog all 6,000  of you. That’s SO amazing!

Info:

  • Just reblog this posts (you can like it but it won’t mean anything) 
  • You can reblog as many times as you want (the more you reblog the higher your chances)
  • MUST BE FOLLOWING: ME
  • The winner will be chosen randomly online (i spent ages trying to figure out a way
  • It doesn’t matter how many notes the post gets, I’ll draw a winner anyway!
  • World-Wide Shipping
  • Contest ends June 13th (Australian Time!)
  • Any questions? ask me here

Prizes:

  • Speak Now World Tour Booklet
  • Red Album
  • Taylor Swift Debut Album
  • Fearless Album (Deluxe)
  • Speak Now World Tour CD+DVD
  • Taylor Swift World Tour Shirt
  • Taylor Swift Red Tour Shirt
  • Wonderstuck Fragrance 
  • Wonderstruck Enchanted Fragrance
  • Taylor by Taylor Fragrance
  • Up All Night World Tour Booklet
  • Up All Night Album
  • All For One DVD 
  • Up All Night Tour DVD
  • This Is Us DVD
  • Australian 1D Shirt
  • 5 Seconds of Summer Tour Shirt
  • Katy Perry Tour Shirt
  • Polaroid Camera
  • Heaps of posters

Good Luck, Love Emily.

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